March 2012
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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pinksinatra replied to your post: pinksinatra replied to…
*crying* i know you have a folder at your disposal specially for these painful moments
I actually don’t, but maybe I’ll make one now.
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pinksinatra replied to your post: pinksinatra replied to…
AEIN4C8YNX8TNCI4 OLIVIA
… Caty.
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pinksinatra:
raelynnmarie:
mothercheesus:
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pinksinatra replied to your post: pinksinatra replied to…
if Ben legitimately made that near me, i’d be rolling on the floor crying
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pinksinatra replied to your post: pinksinatra replied to your post: YOU’RE USING A…
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pinksinatra replied to your post: YOU’RE USING A BEN GIF FOR REVENGE, I KNOW
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sweetfayetanner submitted: This is part of a...
I put that bullet in Keller because he likes it rough. I mean… what?
“I ain’t going to the hospital,” Keller decides through a few sharp intakes of breath.
Neal has to hold him upright while attempting to shove the keycard into the door of their hotel room, which isn’t easy. Doubled over, Keller can hardly move, and Neal swears he’s dripping blood onto the hotel’s expensive carpets and...
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE USING A BEN GIF FOR REVENGE, I KNOW
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rossmcbitchface replied to your photoset: That’s just….
:3 Have fun with that mental image
It’s people like you that drive people like me to drink.
Anonymous asked: ANDREW SCOTT SWIMMING IN A POOL OF JAM
Anonymous asked: A BIG BOTTLE OF JAM
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withinthestars asked: giant sandwiches (let's the sexual frustration begin)
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I’m getting to all these responses I promise. I just had to go be the IT department for my house.
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OH NO.
There’s a [2] on my envelope. I didn’t think you people would actually go for it.
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I want you to take your best shot at sexually... →
rossmcbitchface:
catbountry:
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
Rick Santorum only ever reads Bible fan fic anyway, though.
I wonder who he ships.
Santorum’s OTP is Matthew/Mark/Luke/John. Duh.
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pinksinatra replied to your post: I have all the qualities of a ginger, but I’m…
you’re a black donnelly! GASPPP
I have all the qualities of a ginger, but I’m Black Irish.
thewhitechickoj:
colonelolimcoli replied to your photo
Right?
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squarizona replied to your photoset
oh my god.
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Scott Grimes.
Ginger Prince.
By some miracle I still have little over $100 in...
I don’t think words can explain how incredible this is.
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Scott Grimes makes me want to cry. Just all the time. Between his twitvids account and his singing. I just.. I can’t. If Damian Lewis is the Ginger King, Scott Grimes is the Ginger Prince.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pours cereal into a bowl only to realize he’s out of milk.
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if...
myheavymetall0ver:
somehighhooker:
naturally!
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squarizona replied to your photoset
Mmmmmmmmm.
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.