January 2012
Jan 1st
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Happy new year's y'all
smauggins: brohirrim: I’d like to thank not only god, but Jesus.
Jan 1st
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My grandma got me this book for Christmas.
And look here, it’s my Great Uncle Warren. From this post in November.   
Jan 1st
Here I am reblogging New Years things.
It’s still 3 minutes till 11 in the CST.  
Jan 1st
New Years toast to everyone
ivegotthatsuperbenedict: iamthedeadpool: May 2012 be as socially awkward and internet bandwidth consuming as the last
Jan 1st
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December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Dec 31st
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Just looked in my email today.
Dec 31st
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
Dec 31st
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Alka Seltzer Plus Cold and Sinus… I took your plop plop fizz fizzing excellence because of the wonders you have worked for me in the past. What changed old friend? Was it the hot toddy my step mom made me that was supposed to make me pass out? Tell me what happened.
Dec 31st
Don't you eat that cyanide pill. Don't you do...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Get your face off my TV.
Get it off NOW.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
List of things that I don't care about:
Richard Armitage plays a bad guy in Captain America. Richard Armitage plays a bad guy in Captain America for about 18 minutes. He’s a German Nazi spy and an agent for HYDRA pretending to be a representative of the US Government.
Dec 31st
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These are the most magical tissues ever.
They are truly witchcraft.
Dec 31st
I hate the fact that I’ve been reduced to a mouth breather with no energy. 
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
laugh-addict: GO AWAY. DON’T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY DADDY. sorry followers Perdon followers :S  SORRYY!!!  IM SO SORRY.  Sorry, I was reading this blog and so I had to XP Wanna Laugh???Click Me!
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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GO AWAY HEAD COLD.
I’m tired of the sniffling, sneezing, and all other accouterments that go with you.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Asking for asks...askception.
Well I’m going to bed in order to try to sleep off this cold or whatever it is. Please feel my inbox with love if you feel inclined to do so. I LOVE YOU ALL and I’LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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And now I shall smile again.
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: if I tell you, promise me you won't publish it haha :$
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: are you upset with me? TTnTT
Dec 30th
Tell me what you think being married to me would...
totallyworksforthesmithsonian:
Dec 30th
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I’m going to eat my left over steak from Chili’s. I don’t even care what time it is.  
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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So within the 6 hour span of me sleeping last...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: my fourth, probably. You are closer.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: I speak more than one language.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: I'm running out of asks haha just because of the way I write ... ?
Dec 30th
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This is me not smiling anymore because of that...
mpskinn: colonelolimcoli: mpskinn: colonelolimcoli: SHOW YER FACE!   Someone told me I had a beautiful smile, but we never talk. They’re too shy to come out of the mystery mobile.   okay well let’s demonstrate for them that nothing bad will happen if they do /anon/ YOU ARE SO FUCKING PRETTY OH MY GAH AND YOUR SMILE IS AMAZING /anon/  #I’m not mocking either #you is dayum...
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: I like gay X-MEN.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: I can't, my lady. I'm sorry. I am not brave enough.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Which ship do you think I'm the child of? →
Dec 30th
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ANON! Do you know how hard it is to not smile...
REALLY HARD OKAY!?
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: no, I'm too shy o////o
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: that you have a beautiful smile :) and I never get to talk to you but I like to see you on my dash :D
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
sailorswayze: barrymanilowswinternightmare: hamdoctors: braeburned: gonnaslapabitch: naughtyformoss: terribullshit: fiztheancient: crustaceagenomn: deadling: yes„„„ ok Yes lol dicks I am nice most of the time :D oh goodness Mhmm bring in nerdz \m/. MMMMM
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
slameronhurley: Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
Dec 30th
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I just paratrooper crawled to and from the bathroom to avoid detection.  
Dec 30th