January 2012
Happy new year's y'all
smauggins:
brohirrim:
I’d like to thank not only god, but Jesus.
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My grandma got me this book for Christmas.
And look here, it’s my Great Uncle Warren. From this post in November.
Here I am reblogging New Years things.
It’s still 3 minutes till 11 in the CST.
New Years toast to everyone
ivegotthatsuperbenedict:
iamthedeadpool:
May 2012 be as socially awkward and internet bandwidth consuming as the last
December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Just looked in my email today.
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
Alka Seltzer Plus Cold and Sinus… I took your plop plop fizz fizzing excellence because of the wonders you have worked for me in the past. What changed old friend? Was it the hot toddy my step mom made me that was supposed to make me pass out? Tell me what happened.
Don't you eat that cyanide pill. Don't you do...
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Get your face off my TV.
Get it off NOW.
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List of things that I don't care about:
Richard Armitage plays a bad guy in Captain America.
Richard Armitage plays a bad guy in Captain America for about 18 minutes.
He’s a German Nazi spy and an agent for HYDRA pretending to be a representative of the US Government.
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These are the most magical tissues ever.
They are truly witchcraft.
I hate the fact that I’ve been reduced to a mouth breather with no energy.
If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
laugh-addict:
GO AWAY. DON’T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY DADDY.
sorry followers
Perdon followers :S
SORRYY!!!
IM SO SORRY.
Sorry, I was reading this blog and so I had to XP
Wanna Laugh???Click Me!
GO AWAY HEAD COLD.
I’m tired of the sniffling, sneezing, and all other accouterments that go with you.
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Asking for asks...askception.
Well I’m going to bed in order to try to sleep off this cold or whatever it is. Please feel my inbox with love if you feel inclined to do so. I LOVE YOU ALL and I’LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
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And now I shall smile again.
Anonymous asked: if I tell you, promise me you won't publish it haha :$
Anonymous asked: are you upset with me? TTnTT
Tell me what you think being married to me would...
totallyworksforthesmithsonian:
I’m going to eat my left over steak from Chili’s. I don’t even care what time it is.
So within the 6 hour span of me sleeping last...
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Anonymous asked: my fourth, probably. You are closer.
Anonymous asked: I speak more than one language.
Anonymous asked: I'm running out of asks haha just because of the way I write ... ?
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This is me not smiling anymore because of that...
mpskinn:
colonelolimcoli:
mpskinn:
colonelolimcoli:
SHOW YER FACE!
Someone told me I had a beautiful smile, but we never talk. They’re too shy to come out of the mystery mobile.
okay well let’s demonstrate for them that nothing bad will happen if they do
/anon/ YOU ARE SO FUCKING PRETTY OH MY GAH AND YOUR SMILE IS AMAZING /anon/
#I’m not mocking either #you is dayum...
Anonymous asked: I like gay X-MEN.
Anonymous asked: I can't, my lady. I'm sorry. I am not brave enough.
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Which ship do you think I'm the child of? →
ANON! Do you know how hard it is to not smile...
REALLY HARD OKAY!?
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Anonymous asked: no, I'm too shy o////o
Anonymous asked: that you have a beautiful smile :) and I never get to talk to you but I like to see you on my dash :D
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
sailorswayze:
barrymanilowswinternightmare:
hamdoctors:
braeburned:
gonnaslapabitch:
naughtyformoss:
terribullshit:
fiztheancient:
crustaceagenomn:
deadling:
yes„„„
ok
Yes
lol
dicks
I am nice most of the time :D
oh goodness
Mhmm
bring in nerdz \m/.
MMMMM
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
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I just paratrooper crawled to and from the bathroom to avoid detection.